Space Shuttle Delayed

[Airplanefan125]

My friend lives with me in south Florida and offered me to go to the Cape to watch Endeavor launch, I had other plans so I couldn't go. So after another 5 hours he left at 11PM EST, drove the 3.5 hour drive to Cape Canaveral. He texts me saying he has the best seats and that it's clear outside, and that it's definitely going to launch, so I go off to bed. When I wake up I get a text saying "NASA THOSE FKIN PRICKS!!!!" and sure enough, the launch was delayed until 4:39 AM EST Tuesday...what a life.

[Zeus]

What kind of possible other plans could you have had to miss a space shuttle launch?

[Lord Flasheart]

To miss that kind of event the alternative would have to be at a minimum, a sandwich involving atleast 3 juicy young ladies, atleast two of them with somewhat lesbian tendencies.

[SLI]

there is no possible way someone could pleasure all three of them at the same time to keep them from being jealous.

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atleast two of them with somewhat lesbian tendencies.

[Lord Flasheart]

Indeed. A second sausage in the equation would be just.... gay. XD

[Airplanefan125]

lmfao well it was at 4 in the morning and it was a little cloudy outside so I kind of had a feeling it wasn't going to go off. I must say though, what LF said would be a good alternative

EDIT: also is a 3.5 hour drive

[Son of Doomsday]

i would still go and sleep along the way while my friends drive

[Zeus]

Are you complaining about a 3.5 hour drive?

[Airplanefan125]

Trust me, I would go to the launch but it was cloudy outside, and after watching 3 other delays live on NASA live TV I just had a gut feeling it wouldn't happen.